THE HUMAN IS CURRENTLY UNDER OBSERVATIONFILE AN INCIDENT
THE OFFICIAL BRIEFING

ABOUT THE SHOW.

One house. Three pets. A human who somehow remains in charge of the mortgage.

They aren't judging you. They're documenting the incidents.

Meet Hank, the concerned golden retriever; Mabel, the self-appointed household manager; and Lou, the African grey parrot who knows too much.

Together, they are trying to keep one very questionable human under control. Every day brings another ordinary human decision that somehow requires a full departmental investigation.

The show is short, observational comedy told from the pets' perspective. Hank gives the human the benefit of the doubt. Mabel wonders why anybody would. Lou has the evidence.

The audience can join the investigation.

Have a pet who has witnessed your own questionable decisions? File an incident report. We read submissions privately and may select suitable stories to inspire future fictional comedy episodes, with permission.

A note about the production.

Hank, Mabel, Lou, and the scenes in our show are AI-generated fictional characters and scenes. The problems are very human. Audience submissions, when published, are separately labeled.