MEET THE PERSONNEL
THE SUPERVISORS.
Three dedicated professionals. No qualifications in human management. Still overqualified.

PERSONNEL FILE #01
Hank
Human WelfareHank believes every human mistake can be explained with a little compassion. He is frequently disappointed, but never stops trying.
“He’s doing his best.”OPEN PERSONNEL FILE ↗

PERSONNEL FILE #02
Mabel
Household ManagementMabel did not apply to be in charge. She simply noticed that nobody qualified was doing the job.
“That’s the problem.”OPEN PERSONNEL FILE ↗

PERSONNEL FILE #03
Lou
SurveillanceLou has seen everything, heard everything, and has a disturbingly accurate memory for the moments you hoped nobody noticed.
“I have recordings.”OPEN PERSONNEL FILE ↗