THE HUMAN IS CURRENTLY UNDER OBSERVATIONFILE AN INCIDENT
COMMUNITY FILES · OPEN TO THE PUBLIC

THE INCIDENT DESK.

Actual human confessions. Their pets have declined to comment.

THE PUBLIC CASE FILES ARE OPEN

WE'RE ACCEPTING EVIDENCE.

The daily Shorts are already rolling. This desk publishes approved community reports as they arrive. Be one of the first to tell the pets what your human has done.

EXAMPLE FILE · THE PHONE SEARCH

“The human turned on his phone flashlight to look for his missing phone. The phone was in his hand.”

Fictional example — not a real submission.