THE HUMAN INCIDENT HOTLINE / COMMUNITY

FILE A REPORT.

Before we hear your pet's side of the story, would you like to confess?

DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN AFFAIRS · FORM 001

What would your pet report you for?

Stories, everyday disasters and completely unreasonable human behavior. The department wants to know.

YOUR CALL SIGN (OPTIONAL) WHO'S FILING THE COMPLAINT? INCIDENT HEADLINE (OPTIONAL) WHAT HAPPENED? *20–1,800 characters. Keep it playful, not cruel.

OPTIONAL EVIDENCEADD A PHOTO

JPG, PNG or WebP, up to 4 MB. Photos are private until approved. We remove image metadata when processing.

OR LINK A YOUTUBE SHORT

Video uploads aren't hosted here yet. Only link a video you have the right to share.

I created this content or have permission to share it, including any identifiable people. I allow Humans Need Supervision to review, edit for clarity, publish it with my chosen nickname, and potentially adapt the idea for a fictional Short. I will not share private information, unsafe acts or animal mistreatment.

No account required. Guest submissions and all photos/videos require staff approval. Create a free account to publish eligible text reports immediately and track submissions.